Resolnotions

Resolutions aren't really my bag. Every year I set them and every year I break them or give up sometime before the middle of January. They say it takes 21 days to form a habit which makes sense because I spend about 21 days screwing them up until they're donezo. More like resolnotions. 

Goal setting is fun and essential for success. Sometimes I think putting the "resolution" label on goals is the kiss of death. Maybe we should just embrace the cynic in all of us and flip the script on resolnotions and say NO to the old shiz of the past. 

So here's my annual list of "Things I want to do or stop doing or think might be positive but are definitively not resolutions so no pressure or anything okay bye"

1. Read more, and no, iPad screens don't count

2. Be consistent and intentional 

3. Don't be an ass. Seriously. Face palm so hard all the time. Think before I speak. Or just think at all. 

4. Decrease size of said ass (and thighs, and stomach) 

5. Avoid WebMD for real this time (see No. 1) 

6. Get out of my own headspace 

7. Get out period. Do really, go do something. 

Do y'all make resolutions? What's on your docket for 2015?!